Write your speech. Write your speech. Be thankful it’s in English. Be thankful you’re alive. Be thankful there’s long-life milk in the pantry. So bake a cake. While you’re at it, write some essays too. Write your speech. Essays, my love, essays. ESSAYS!!!!! Reluctantly yours, The Vicki To-Do List. x The unhappy symphony of Stabilo […]Read Post ›
I am embarrassed. For the past nine months in France, going to the shared toilet or shower for me has been a calculated chore. You see, my apartment is equipped with neither one of these luxuries; they are both located at the end of the corridor. So I cross my fingers and hope that nobody […]Read Post ›
France may well be the land of my downfall. Just as it has been for the glory of DSK and the perfumed head of Marie Antoinette. The alcohol is alluring, it strips me completely of my inhibitions and within my first dozen days of being here, I have been publicly witnessed to have done things […]Read Post ›
